I really do though, I’m always smellin like bananas or oranges fuck wit me
u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like
i did fuckin good
Nigga I bet you smell scrumptious.
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
Man, I’m a fucking talentless piece of fucking shit. Starting Monday I’m gonna be better, I’m sick of feeling like shit because of moi.
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”